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 Colorado Sandstorm Music



Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction

©1994, 1995 Sandra L. Reay, Patrick Bone / Peter Schwimmer

Colorado Sandstorm Music, B.M.I.

When Charley was a little boy,
  His very most delightful toy
  Was a zipper.
  Like a puppy and his slipper,
  Charley took to his zipper.
And even when he went to school,
  Charley broke the teacher's rule
  With a zipper.
  Like a dolphin and his flipper,
  Charley played with his zipper.
And later on in Charley's life
  When Charley thought to seek a wife,
  It was her zippers.
  Like a telescope and dippers,
  Charley scoped out her zippers.
Everybody runs away
  When they see Charley start to play
  With his zippers.
  Charley be a little hipper.
  Please don't play with your zipper.
And now there's not much left to say,
  But every day in every way
  Charley wastes his time away
  With his zipper.
Charley the zipper
  Just zips and unzippers
  And zips and unzippers
There's A Dead Boy in the Attic - Sandy Reay, Peter Schwimmer, Patrick Bone
  Charley and the Hideous Zipper Addiction
There's a Dead Boy in the Attice and Other Strange Stories yellow black and red book cover with a cartoon boy looking at a face in an open attic door
©Patrick Bone a drawing of Charlie with his mouth open holing a zippper with a small white dog pulling on the zipper
©Patrick Bone
"Patrick, an author, loves scary stories. His books and short stories were published nationally. He wrote some delightful Halloween-style children's poems and asked me to turn them into songs. I heard music in the words, and Peter helped me make them come to life."
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